Well, happy holidays and happy new year. I've got one day off and I intend to watch the fireworks like a normal person. instead of as a backdrop on a crime scene. Aliens, statues and creepy crawlies be damned ( Read more... )

What is it with people thinking wearing CAPES makes it OK to play super-cop on your free time? Nine out of ten times it just means people like ME are going to have to CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKING MESS. Or outline that damn cape in chalk.

That is it. If I catch ONE MORE of you vigilantes and wannabe detectives messing around with and obstructing honest real police work you're going down town in cuffs, you hear me?